Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Wild Weekend. What is Kofola?

Well, the weekend went quite quietly actually. My daughter Kate and her friend admitted they liked Honza, Dagmars son. Apart from 7 things.

1-He's too young

2-He doesn't speak English

3-He doesn't actually speak

4-Too much aftershave

5-Spends too long in the bathroom (if they only knew why!)

6-He dances like a git

7-He doesn't drink ("we did since 14!" they boasted)

But, he's good looking and doesn't have spots (HA HA HA!)

"And what is this Kofola?" they asked "It's a bit flat and it's crap with Bacardi"
(Gawd, I thought, they're only 17. Even I like Kofola)

Luckily they spoke too quickly for Honza to understand, poor boy.

But it's not all been going their way, Jessica peed behind a taxi on a rank, Saturday night, and it drove away before she finished!


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