Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Wild Weekend. What is Kofola?
Well, the weekend went quite quietly actually. My daughter Kate and her friend admitted they liked Honza, Dagmars son. Apart from 7 things.
1-He's too young
2-He doesn't speak English
3-He doesn't actually speak
4-Too much aftershave
5-Spends too long in the bathroom (if they only knew why!)
6-He dances like a git
7-He doesn't drink ("we did since 14!" they boasted)
But, he's good looking and doesn't have spots (HA HA HA!)
"And what is this Kofola?" they asked "It's a bit flat and it's crap with Bacardi"
(Gawd, I thought, they're only 17. Even I like Kofola)
Luckily they spoke too quickly for Honza to understand, poor boy.
But it's not all been going their way, Jessica peed behind a taxi on a rank, Saturday night, and it drove away before she finished!